we come back from a commercial and there's the mcmahon/bret hart promo. "you deserve to be screwed" is why i love vince mcmahon. hilarious dude.
and now old ass bret hart is standing in the ring. "you need to dye your roots dude", says britt. bret harts hair matches his tan. does he have an all purpose bronzer?
bret hart has always talked about how he was never going to work for wwe again. and he's back. i just kind of feel bad for him. this whole feud is all about the money for bret right now i think.
john cena used to be badass. when he started he was pretty sweet. now he is just super annoying. i hate how this bret hart car accident thing happens and then they show a replay, shits weak dude. where's the wrestling?!
the miz looks good with three belts. i like how the big show wears the belts in their intro, carlito did it first though.
jerry springer, great. syke! santinos shirt rules. this skit kind of sucks though. where's the wrestling?! santino totally dropped the bomb on jerry the kings son, brian christopher aka grandmaster sexay of too cool aka too sexy of too much. apparently, this jerry springer promo is all about the, dare i say, "d list superstars". the bella twins, kelly kelly, santino, chris "you should probably wear a bra" masters, eve torres, the great khali, hornswoggle. i can't believe these people can even call themselves wrestlers. none of these wrestlers win matches. the bella twins haven't been in a match in so long. the great khali is not even on raw! is this the only jerry springer appearence of the night? i really hope so.
dude are you fucking serious, mae young rolls out in her casket to give springer a kiss? really?
kofi vs. dibiase was tight. i'm glad dibiase won, kofi can't beat him. dude, he's the million dollar mans seed yo, pfft come on. anyway, saw one of kofis dreads on the mat after dibiase hit the dream street, which is a sweet ass finisher.
bret hart car accident replay number two. so this is my third time watching this promo.
caught some blood on shawn michaels in the elimination chamber promo.
honestly, i feel like there aren't enough powerbombs or pile drivers anymore. maybe they're two dangerous for wwe? well, the batista bomb to cena on the steel steps was tight as hell.
triple h doesn't come out with the dx theme song. what does this mean? no more dx? cena fucked up in the first lock up, what a dope. cena reversed the pedigree outside the ring. looked like a good bump. i can't take that as good as he did. cena gets in his top 4 moves of course, right in a row. off the ropes shoulder block, shoulder block, suplex, five knuckle shuffle. how can people really believe these moves can happen consecutively so often? sheamus ends the match, destroys hhh and cena.
